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I dont know but if that's what you want sure bud. I'd do anything for the farm life. I guess the grass is greener on the other side

I didn't relish the idea of having an "Help I've fallen and I can't get up!" moment in a place where the nearest neighbor is more than 5 football fields away.

Well that can be depressing but there is something in solitude and nature, that you can find peace.

I wouldn't mind it with a few of my best mates

You too can have the peace of the country but it's a high price to pay, no big city culture no thousands of restaurants no 24 hour life, they shut this shit down at 10.

Every single friend of my brothers that came out here with him on a visit got absolutely bored out of their minds in less than a day.

No parks or amusement places?

As far as parks go, just go outside there it is.

Amusement parks...? There's a few but the good ones are temporarily closed for some reason, likely permanent due to lack of workers.

But you'll have to drive 100+ miles to get to anything fun.

That sucks bro. Just play with the goats I guess.

I'm lucky, I don't get bored because I have 11million hobbies.

I even got time today in between jerking off and taking a nap to read some comic books, haven't done that in a dog's age.

'80s X-Men comics were a trip, man.

Originally posted by rudester
That sucks bro. Just play with the goats I guess.

For the uninitiated goats hold the keys to a world of pain ala headbutts to the groan area.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I'm lucky, I don't get bored because I have 11million hobbies.

Hobbies keep you busy. Guess you do barn raising over der?

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I even got time today in between jerking off and taking a nap to read some comic books, haven't done that in a dog's age.

Same haven't read a comic since tintin

Or was it the guy with the helmet that had wings?

Asterix

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
For the uninitiated goats hold the keys to a world of pain ala headbutts to the groan area.

Originally posted by rudester
Hobbies keep you busy. Guess you do barn raising over der?

I ain't Amish, if they want a new barn they can get a contractor and wait 2 years like everyone else.

Originally posted by rudester
Or was it the guy with the helmet that had wings?

Fak! I thought you meant Thor. /BigSadge

Originally posted by rudester
There are YouTube videos of strong men head butting a goat. Goat always wins!

In Soviet Farmland butt goats you.

That could have been better.

No not really.

I'm sure the amish people are nearby?