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Icks may on the steel rods

Makes masturbation so much more intense, I've gotten to the next to largest size, that filled up feeling is just whaaaa!

I dont want to know tmi

Yeah but that's not something you discuss with close friends or family.

"Gee Mom, this buttplug is feeling a little loose I'll have to go up one size."

Felt like there wasn’t any crazy pranks this April Fools :/ Guess everyone is too bummed out with real life

The trauma is real, pranks ranged from mildly humorous...

to accidentally kinda neat...

But no, no one was up for anything epic.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
Felt like there wasn’t any crazy pranks this April Fools :/ Guess everyone is too bummed out with real life

Shut up!! I'll prank you!!

I completely forgot about April fools

Unless you're a teenager I don't think April Fools is anything to think about.

Some things are for certain age demographics, like Halloween.

Sucks to be an adult.

Yes an adult I forgot.

I guess farting contests are over

I should stop reading the news paper. Just death and taxes.

Yup

Got a buyer for my place, they're asking 50k under but it's probably fine, not going to get another bid this year I reckon.

Sure move to the big city and become a hipster hitting on young flesh

That's pretty much standard procedure for a midlife crisis, I'm a few years late but I procrastinate.

Not going to be the creepy old guy at the club though, I'm not that desperate.

I dunno how Big City a city like Vancouver is, it's only got 675k pop.

Dogs are fitting in well at my sister's place, getting a work out playing with the kids.

/widepeepohappy

Did a last hike around the forest and up the mountain, lots of memories.

This quiet, I'll miss more than anything, it's priceless and infinitely refreshing.

It's also damn lonesome out here so screw that.