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That would be funny as they're cleaning out the British Museum returning artifacts to their original countries they find a mummy that's actually an alien that's just been chillin in the archives for 60 years.

I fell asleep at my desk and was back in high school times, it was early morning an hour before I had to get ready and go and I was sitting in my favorite chair reading the Sunday paper, I kept looking at the clock and always had tons of time.

Man, that was a good fvcking dream.

u fat bastard

I’m no vampire, but I do know how to suck.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That would be funny as they're cleaning out the British Museum returning artifacts to their original countries they find a mummy that's actually an alien that's just been chillin in the archives for 60 years.

This. Yeah that would be funny but they would never return treasures back to the counties they stole it from. Egypt has cracked down on outsider help to preserve sites from being tampered with. I wish all countries were like this but unfortunately there is to much corruption in third world countries

Had the weirdest dream I was traveling with a church outside walking. There was a potato field involved and some electricity to grow the potatoes.

That's a neat trick. Lightning Taters!

You know what's a neat trick. Switching a sale tag with another so you get 50% off 😆

That kind of stuff worked a charm back in the 80s, shoplifters golden age.

Now they electronic tags and chips in every package, security cams everywhere.

It's like they don't even want to have five-fingered discounts anymore.

I blame certain "non-violent protestors" from certain areas of certain cities.

When I was 6 one of my step dads taught me how to be a thief, I was a excellent student, took me nearly 15 years to break the habit.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That kind of stuff worked a charm back in the 80s, shoplifters golden age.

Now they electronic tags and chips in every package, security cams everywhere.

It's like they don't even want to have five-fingered discounts anymore.

I blame certain "non-violent protestors" from certain areas of certain cities.

I grew up with rebels. They were bad. But I think we live in an age were people dont mind sounding the alarm

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
When I was 6 one of my step dads taught me how to be a thief, I was a excellent student, took me nearly 15 years to break the habit.

Examples please

Once a thief always a theif

Originally posted by rudester
Once a thief always a theif

Incorrect, I haven't stolen a single thing since I was 21.

Once you're no longer a minor that kind of thing gets very complicated.

😱 Kool

My vices lately are more inline of what I'm comfortable doing.

You sound like a prude

I'm currently trying to organize myself. It is hard work when you are a natural procrastinator

I've gotten better at taking care of my personal matters but it doesn't compare to my friends who are very disciplined

Got a lot of junk in my closets. Literally