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Originally posted by rudester
You sound like a prude

Nah, I'm just old.

Old fart

Merkel Myrtle Urkel 😆

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So much garbage suburb food in my system, at the risk of being tmi I just shat a log bigger than my biggest dildo, going to cut pizza and burgers from the diet for the foreseeable future, get some nice salads in there, have mercy!

Haven't had pizza in years

Hamburgers to. The prices are ridiculous now, how am I to save everytime I go out?

I've tried vegetarian hamburgers, just not the same experience.

But not terrible if you know it's different and lower your expectations.

Why do some porn stars wear a watch during a scene?

Always bothered me, you strip naked yet keep that watch with the handcuffs?

nuke has another trap sig...

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I've tried vegetarian hamburgers, just not the same experience.

But not terrible if you know it's different and lower your expectations.

Love veggie but love my meats even though I've cut back to chicken and Turkey only. No reds

Originally posted by cdtm
Why do some porn stars wear a watch during a scene?

Always bothered me, you strip naked yet keep that watch with the handcuffs?

Porn is very much timed and choreographed

Watches are about the only swag you can wear when you're nakey, sure there's earrings and necklaces and bangles, but a quality watch is a hot flex.

Interesting trend for Halloween on the trans social media, they make vids of themselves fvcking a pumpkin, kinda weird but probably fun.

I would think the rind would scratch their dick, but maybe they cushion it somehow.

That first thrust into a watermelon is always a winner.

If the watermelon is picked right and juicy

Quantum Leap 1990 reruns is so good. Forgot how Sam was always thrown into things

Season 2 episode 10. He leaps into an actor about to go on stage

man of la mancha

I used to tape that show, pause to get the commercials out, might still have the first 2 seasons in storage, wouldn't be any good by todays standards broadcast TV with an aerial in a valley surrounded by mountains, lots of noise and ghosts and wiggly lines... but it was better than nothing.