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I like a nice bush if it's shaved under the pole

If I'm going be down there I don't want to get any hair in my mouth.

Sounds like a plan.

Had the most weird philosophical dream last night

Need to find a good book to start reading. Something about a journey!

I saw the best commercial. Two groups are fighting, about to destroy one another when a giant suction on top starts sucking them in, it's a man cleaning his carpet. 😂

Had to take my wife's husband over to my Mom's because his truck was in the shop and a tree had fallen in a windstorm and crushed the driveway and chicken coop. So while he was sawing tree I made dinner and then I stayed in my old room and he was in my sister's room and next morning we hacked and stacked the tree for firewood and now my back hurts and my shoulder is tight, and I need a nap.

Wife? 😂

You always get hurt 🤕

Originally posted by rudester
Wife? 😂

I meant my sister's husband, shut up I been doing physical labor and driving, it's
impressive I can even type this well.

Originally posted by rudester
You always get hurt 🤕

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I meant my sister's husband, shut up I been doing physical labor and driving, it's
impressive I can even type this well.

It sounds like the beginning of a bad porn. I was helping my brother in law chop wood, when he came inside and i saw him wanking

I gotta stop hosting. My place looks awful now. I need to paint it and get some new furniture

My apartment is beige creamy sand. I'm thinking of going Rosey brown

Deep purple and black.

What's that? Is that what how you painted it?

My bedroom, yes. Close the curtains & soundproofing and it's like sleeping in deep space.

Imagine if Deep Purple and Black Sabbath performed together in one big mega metal band?

There's a few good Metal Superbands; Murderdolls, Audioslave, Northern Kings and Roadrunner United.

Scorpions and Guns N Roses, don't forget.