The Most Exciting Event of the Year!

Tomorrow is the Eurovision Song Contest! Woo-hoo! Could life BE any more exciting?

(This will mean nothing to our American friends, of course).

Well, now this crazy fun house of quality music is imminent, we can hardly ignore it here can wee?

The UK leads it's high-quality charge for victory with No Dream Impossible... well, it can't be much worse than the last couple of years, but it's beginning to look like ever since we annhilated all with Love Light Shining we can't be bothered any more...

I see Finti's people are giving us On My Own while Queeq's fellow countrymen are hitting us with OUT on my own... either my lisitngs magazine is wrong or there is a serious imagination problem here.

Results here as they come in, courtesy of me! My life is SO full!

[ May 12, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

Bring back Gina Gee! 😂

Now, yuo see, that one sounded VAGUELY like a Eurovision song, unlike what we've been doing lately. Third place, not bad.

Well keep us posted, Ush.

Oh yes, please do... Can you detect the sarcasm hgere?

Did you detect mine?

I've heard of that contest, Noel Gallagher claimed "All around the world" would win that by "oh, I don't know, 30 points." 😄

Yeah as he would know, he dont even know what day it is. 😂 The swedes have a real Abba clone but the eurovison song contest is a gathering of bad songs, real bad ones.

Thank god my dad has comendeered the teleivsion for tonight and I wont have to be subjected to a Eurovision hell! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

Don't worry, I will be giving news here, as it happens!

But my mother will be on the computer no doubt so I am safe!

What's that? You want me to e-mail all the results to you so you don't miss a thing? Done!

You dare and I will block you! I mean it!

Who could possibly resist the golden allure of Eurovision?

Right, I'm out of here. See you later.

I can resisit ir just like I do every year! go on then get out of here!

I'm sure he'll be back by the time they annouce the winner...

Undoubtedly but I will be long gone!

You cannot escape your destiny, Edna... you're a singer. I predict you will enter Eurovision one year...

I can confidently say that that will never be happening. I'm a bad singer but Im not THAT bad! I will not go so low as to enter the Eurovision song contest! That would be social suicide!

Samantha Janus managed to survive entering. And her song was AMAZINGLY bad, even for Eurovision.

"Half the world is hungry,
and half the wrld is fat..."

(Sound of audience vomiting)

And now she does sit-coms and films and stuff.