The Most Exciting Event of the Year!

I re-define the word 'quality'!

THATS for sure!

If you enjoyed this commentary, then plenty more are available on other events, like 'Crufts' and the 20001 intercontinental ant racing championships!

I would love to hear your commentary on 'One Man and His Dog'....can't wait!

And... the dog.... is coming towards the sheep now...

How about some commentary on "Excuse my while I rip Ush's heart out!"!

I feel somewhat less motivated for that...

Could be interesting.

In a certain perverse way, I guess.

I would certainly be motivated for it right now! Especially if I dont find my damn name!

Ho ho! They are going to be ages working out wht you mean by THAT...

Yes well I have found it now and I think that was a real dirty trick you played. Just how long have you known my name?

About an hour and a half, like I just told you... it was on a PUBLIC profile, it was hardly a dirty trick..

Damn! I wish I had delted it! Then you would have never found it!

Well, that IS logical, yeah...

Yes well dont go snoopingaround there too much! Those people are weird! I would like to keep you normal please! Well as normal as you can possibly be!

Can you CATCH weirdness? Scary. Rest assured I a. have no interest in hanging around there and b. will not end up REMOTELY like them.

Good good good!

Glad that's all sorted...

So Edna...what is your real name?