Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

Well, that's the last time I spend days planning a joke...

Yeah, the banner fell. Finally.

*rubs Ush's arm*

(Orpheus pokes his head around the door, makes up his mind and enters the bar. Approaches the bar.)

Barman, what can i get for one of these?
(fishes around in his pocket and put a coin on the bar)

By the way do you know anyone who can fix a hyperdrive? Mine broke down on the way in.
I tried Bob's Tech shop but he was busy.

Keep your money, Orpheus. Hi, I'm queeq, the owner of this little establishment (the thread, not the boards). Drinks are always free for newcomers and I bid you so very welcome. Sit down, have a drink or two. Stick around.

So you want your hyperdrive fixed.... hmmm, I think I can make a couple of calls.

What sort of p****cs does your ship use, buddy?

I wouldlike to remind everyone to look at my funny banner joke on the last page... it was a long time in the making and almost none of you noticed the punchline... philistines, the lot of you.

Many thanks queeq, nice to meet you.

Welcome, Orpheus ! Glad you joined us here at the bar, have a cold one ! 😎

I thought your running banner joke was very funny, Ush...see: 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 that's me laughing. Now cheer up, Gundy doesn't want to see any frowns here, especially not on my good buddy Ush ! 😎

Many thanks Gundark, takes a careful sip then a swig. Ah much better, I like this place already.

Ushgarak, did you say? My ship used the distance type i've just had it re-calibrated after i dropped the hydrospanner in the drive. I found it a couple of days later.

(Out of character, How are you Ush, hope your puter is Ok, mines got cra****is)

(back in character)
The ships never the same when i goes for its service, i don't know what they do to it.

(looks around the bar)
Very nice place you've got here queeq, how do you get on with the Imps?

Yeah, yeah great joke Ush, I gaffawed for hours just for you, it was admittedly that silent kinda laugh, but I truly meant it. And as for you RatCat it was in relation to the true friendliness that you and Gundark have provided since I have entered this forum, which is much appreciated...

Oh for heaven's sake, it censored PAR SECS again... never mind, obscure joke anyway. Not like my hilarious banner joke... thanks guys, but I think Edna's not going to see the punchline now anyway, as she's busy for a few days...

And a big warm welcome for Orpheus please... (Zereil- that's Geoff, by the way)

I handle the Imps around here, You want the Imp handling, that's my business.

I hope the Imperial taz on your ship is all payed

(Ush calmly re-starts his Imperial plot now that Edna is back...)

Yes of couse
(looking flustered, must pay that tax honest)

I payed it last week.

Hhmmm....

Queeq, the Imps are getting worried at the amount of er, dodgy clientele here... I mean, they already shut down your other bar...

HI, I can fix your hyperdrive. I used to work in a shop. I usually get scolded for What ever I do here in the bar! I HOPE I DONT GET SCOLDED FOR FIXIN A FRIGAN HYPERDRIVE!!! they r not prostotutes they r dancers.

I'm soooooo lost! what banner 😕 😕

I think some like to keep there "net-life2 and the real life seperate. Me, well I'm just an open book. Ask me a question and I'll normally give you an open and honest answer.

Being as a major part of my personal life has been lived through these boards in recent months, I doubt I could really do anything else.

The Welcome back Banner for Edna, please do try and keep up.... Anyone would think you were busy or something! 😂

EDNA, you're back !!! 🙂 Great to have you back here where you belong.

*parks Edna's broom in corner*

Looks around for Edna, she`s back? deceides to cut down on Keo`s drinks. Straight milkshakes for awhile.

She came, she posted, she went out for 3 days....