Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

and back out to conquering the real world. 😂

Ush, may I ask how you "handle" those Imps ? Is that with credits or the force choke ? 😂

or British milk 😂

NONE of it is tainted, for God's sake, it's all just madness...

I handle them with my wonderful diplomatic skills.

Dim... sadly, my banner joke really relied on timing and it's got a tad buried now... still, check back a few pages and take a look.

Queeq- this place has gone past 10% of it's lifespan now, even with the loss of the first location...

Edna will be posting again as soon as is likely.

Madness like in mad cow 🤣

Ooohh, I walked into that one... you knew what I meant...

Hey Finti- we're really waiting for your input in the role-play, by the way... all our bad guys have disappeared...

Ush doesn't really "handle" the Imps, Orpheus. He joined them, the whimp. And they didn't close my bar for dodgy clientele, they wanted to give me a bigger place. And Vader wanted to build his outhouse on the site. So I sold it to him thrice the value PLUS the lifetime ownership of this bar and any of the buildings in the street if and when I want them.

Vader and Palpy are drinking buddies of mine who can't hold their liquor. That's how I HANDLE the Imps.

Saying that your Imperial liasion didn't handle the Imps is against Imperial regulations, queeq...

Ya know, I believe that British Milk is actually one of thre few thiongs that is untainted right now.

I leave all the official stuff to you, Ush, you know that. But the red tape takes a little too long sometimes. So while you "handle" the Imps, I get things done. 😂

Ush I saw the joke ok? Just calm down. I thought it was funny! Now relax and Breathe! IN OUT IN OUT! 😄

I see Edna is beginning to care for Ush. 😄

Me too. I'm so happy for Ush. He's such a nice guy. Maybe he won't finish last after all. 🤣

*starts practising wedding march*

Starting correct breathing process immediately...

Hang on. WEDDING March? Jumping the gun again, buddy?

And I'm glad you think my Imperial services are so indispensable...

Well if you have so much pull with the Imps, Ush, how about throwing that DS in reverse. Its blocking our view of Kessel. 😂

My DS plot will have to wait until Queeq sets up his next bar there...

Many thanks for the offer to fix the hyperdrive on my ship phinney6. I'll take you round to have a look later.

Flini, one of those British milkshakes please

I need something to wind down after a busy week.

Maybe I'll try a Glen Dagobah ale afterwards.

"Wave tax receipt in Ushgarak's direction"
I told you I've payed my Imperial ship tax.

Get to it, Ush. Orpheus is a respectable paying customer here ! 😂

Let me see that!

Hhmmmm...

I may have to bring this through channels..

Watch it. I don't think Finti has faith in British milkshakes...

The only thing finti has faith in is his sane norwegian cows. 😎