Coruscant's Crunchy Chaos Club - nw. est.

Milk from sane norwegian cows will be alright if you can't get british milk.

I foresee Orpheus shall become a great Jedi knight. 😎

Taught by Finti? About time he had an apprentice.

Thanks for the compliment Gundark.

I certainly wouldn't mind being Flini's apprentice.

There's just something about your name and myself and my friends, Finti...

Sorry just noticed the typo Ush, cheers

I'd never do anything as silly as that...

Right Im going to be practising spells in my office so I will keep the door closed incase I accidentally kill someone. If you want me just yell!

Best get my yelling voice ready...

Um... I'm not sure that spell practicing is Imperial Approved, Edna... actually, I seem to remember something about the death sentence... I mean, I guess I could try and fudge the issue...

(About time I got this plot going... been waiting long enogh for the feed line...)

Not Imperial approved? You just try and stop me!

Um... I wasn't suggesting I would stop you, just... I mean, if THEY find out and I haven't reported it then... this could be real trouble, you know...

So? I dont care! Thats your problem not mine!

Well...it COULD be a problem, in several ways, you know..

Not for me! I have been evading Imperial oficials all my life. Rather used to it now! You on the other hand would have to attend a discaplinary hearing for neglecting your duties! You see. I told you it was your problem and not mine!

Um... well, was sort of hoping you'd care about that... and then Queeq would be in all sorts of trouble... and...

LOOK! OK! OK! Why the HELL do you think I took this job! I'm a bllody Jedi, forfeck;s sake! Working for the EMPIRE? Didn't think that was odd, did you?

Well,do you know how much being a Jedi PAYS NOTHING! THAT'S WHAT! You;re lucky if they don't shoot you. How EXACTLY can I be your protector on no moeny, eh?

That;s why I took this job, to better protect YOU. That was the only reason I;ve been spouting all this Imperial crap over the last few hundred posts.

And now you're just going to throw me to the wolves! Is that how it works on Dathomir? What sort of Force Adpets are you!!

Well actually we would throw you to the Ranchors but lets not argue over trivialities! I dot know why you insist on protecting me anyway. Ive told you plenty of times Idont need it!

You STILL don't understnand...

Besides, what if your overconfidence is your weakness, eh?

In any case, I;ve thrown my life on the line for you and now you're happy to brush me away... oh woe is me...

(Cue Ushgarak's 'woe is me' song)

"When no-one understands you
Or the things you try to do
When nobody will love you..."

etc.

Its not that im not grateful or that i am overconfident or anything it is just that i am used to looking out for myself. Plus you are in more danger fom me than I am from anyone else. When my spells go wrong, as they frequently do, I dot like anyone to be within and close proximity. I cannot be held responsible for the consequences. Look what happened to Jinda. Plus thinga have a habit of goingwrong when I am around. I am extremely accident prone. I am a walking sisaster area. You need protection from me more than I need protection from the galaxy. Why dont you seem to understand that?

Becuase I'm noble and gallant and willing to take the risk? Just in case?

But If you REALLY want me to go away, of course...

*sniff*

Thats the thing. There is no point in you taking the risk because having youthere trying to protect me just makes my life that bit more dangerous! Im sorry!