THE HOTH TUB PUB

I would appreciate it if no one trespasses on my ship, thank you very much....

Certainly...

Thanks ush. You know how sensitive I am. Can I have bubble too? And little rubber duckies?

Hmmm, someone likes to be spilt rotten...

Ducks, ducks... hang on!

Hmmm, duckies huh?

and jelly! Must have Jelly! I'll let you have some if you can find some! Please! Pretty please!

So, is this a water dance then? 😮‍💨

I said ducks not swans! And dont try telling me they are ugly ducks either! They just wont do unless theyare ducks!

(Ushgarak is on his phone)

"Yes.. and Jelly as well... YES, on Hoth... yes, I KNOW it isn't exactly Hoth cuisine... just get a move on would you? And some variety in the ducks please. Cheers."

He hangs up.

How can ducks survive here?

I just hope they don't send you any of those sixty feet tall Solustian ducks....

No no no! Rubber duckies! I did specify rubber didn't I? Little hollow yellow shiny things! The tackier the better!

Oh boy, Ush , you're in trouble now.....

No worries, I think I have the presence of mind to realise that...

So when are my rubber duckies gonna get here. I'm cold! How can I keep warm temporarily?

Ok, should be here in about ten minutes...

You could wear the blankets. Shall I get them?

Yes please!

##Lays back and basks in the warmth of his ship, sipping a Blue Milk Smoothie and please that the reactor is fully charged, the fuel cells are full and the ship is in tip-top condition.##

No problem! (Goes to get blankets)