THE HOTH TUB PUB

Started by ratcat31 pages

##Hmmm, maybe I'll turn the heat down just a bit....##

I thin i will go and sit on the floor in the corner and curl up to conserve bosy heat!

##Tralaalaalaa.....##

Well if you will insist on solitude...!

Ush where are you? I need warming up!

##No, I insist on warmth##

So do I! UUUUUUUUSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!

I'm coming, I'm coming... just these things are very heavy...

There you are!

(Buries Edna in blankets)

##mmm mmmm mmm mmm mm mmmmmm mmm mm mmmmm##

##She may just suffocate in warmth there Ush, maybe a couble of air holes???##

###mm mm mm mmm mmm mmmmmmm mm m mmmm mmm!###

(Desperately tries to remove blankets at top)

*Switches on the exterior ship security cameras neatly secured behind triple thick, lightsaber and blaster proof transteel panels, and with Force inhibiting Ysalamiri perched on each one.*

##There may be a need for this at a future murder trial.##

*Lays back in warm seat and takes a nap.*

###mmm mmm mmmm!##

(Gets hand caught in lable)

Stupid Malatarian blanket-makers!

##Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzz##

*Cameras rolling#

(Pulls away another blanket)

Is that a body part? Edna!!!

**GASP!**

Oh thank god! I thouht I was going to die!

Edna! Phew!

(Uncovers Edna's head)

Well... at least you are warm, eh?

Ok I can't move though. You will have o help me out of here!

You know you could have just hugged me like any normal person would instead of trying to kill me! Oh well! Too late now!