Limericks

I'm VERY bored, so I'm gonna make up limericks about various peeps on the board!

yerss, do you still have that one I wrote about you? I could post it here... 😄

wheres mine huh 😛

must_kill_santa...

There once was a young girl named Gollum,
Who was almost depressingly solemn.
She had hundreds of friends,
Who never followed the trends,
But they followed the path she had trodden!

ok, pants ending, but it was hard to rhyme!

And me?

Originally posted by silver_tears
wheres mine huh 😛

There once was a young lass named silver,
Who fell for an elf of the Silvar.
Her obsession was famous,
This rhyme is quite lame-us,
Orli's knickers she'd willingly kill fer!

i so would 😖hifty:
especially if i got him with the knickers 😉😗

Originally posted by LanceWindu
And me?

this is getting hard...

there once was a sex god named windu,
who had a fond memory of pingu.
he did nothing all day,
except star wars he'd play,
and was fluent in tecnical lingu! ((lingo!))

I like the sex god part.

heehee!

they're good..

*munches choccie biccies*

anyone want some? 😄

byebye, got to go- going to a uni open day tomorrow!!

I will think up some more limericks - and they'll be better, cos I made these ones up as I went along!

do me next do me next!

can I make one up??
um....
there once was a young girl named claire
who had such crappy hair
hours on it she'd spend
but it would always bend
which always daft made people stare

whats a limmerick?

take a look 😛

I have a couple, but one is PG-13 and the other is Nc-17, they are widely known too.

will someone make a limerik for me please.IM BORED!XXXX 😛