Limericks

😱 Someone make a limerick of me! 😄

Originally posted by edida
if you think you know me, grow some balls and spit it out, man. i always appreciate a good laugh at your expense. 😄 😄 😄

Originally posted by edida
I dont need an excuse. i was indeed putting him down 😉

Originally posted by Kosta
As I sit here and stare at my screen,
My mind wanders and I start to daydream,
Of flowers and bees, and the birds and the trees,
And and a cake made with coconut cream.

😄

thats fantastic 😂

😂 I try.

Today for tea, I had some stuff,
A bowl of peas, and a can of duff.
The after that I grabbed my coat,
Walked down to the docks, and got in my boat.
Across the sea then did I sail,
And on the way made friends with a whale,
I called him Pete, I dont know why,
The poor 'ole thing had two glass eyes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i promised a certain someone that i wouldnt say anything more about you, and i always keep my promises to her.

yeah, right. who is that, YO MAMMA ? i knew you were makin all that sh*t up. cut the cord, man........be big boy. 😂

Originally posted by edida
yeah, right. who is that, YO MAMMA ? i knew you were makin all that sh*t up. cut the cord, man........be big boy. 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
Right now I am finding it extremely hard to believe that you are 35.

you have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a sh*t 😮‍💨

can i have one? you dont have to use xenocide but you have to use moogle

Originally posted by Ladyluck
😱 Someone make a limerick of me! 😄

a lovely young lass named ladyluck
cruised the streets in a pickup truck
she raced a corvette,
took off like a jet.......
and blew off his doors....he said what the f***? 😄

Originally posted by Phoenix
I'm VERY bored, so I'm gonna make up limericks about various peeps on the board!

I have my own homework to do, thank you very much. 😛

Originally posted by edida
a lovely young lass named ladyluck
cruised the streets in a pickup truck
she raced a corvette,
took off like a jet.......
and blew off his doors....he said what the f***? 😄

😱 clap

Originally posted by moogle_xenocide
can i have one? you dont have to use xenocide but you have to use moogle

there was this cat named moogle
played hot licks on a bugle
one nite he was kickin'
after eatin' fried chicken
had to get a new lip from google 😎

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i never said it was about you. you seem to have a beef with me, why? and dont give me the "you slam others" crap.

the real reason? because you are sooo easy!!! 😮‍💨 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Kosta
As I sit here and stare at my screen,
My mind wanders and I start to daydream,
Of flowers and bees, and the birds and the trees,
And and a cake made with coconut cream.

😄

👆 👆 👆 ✅

Phoenix, please come back! its getting hard for me to keep your thread alive 😕 😕 😕

There Was an Old Lad From Spain
He Liked to Push People into Trains
As he was Walking Down the Tracks
He tripped backwards onto his back
Now he is filled with lots of pain..

That was Crap, But its fast 😂

Originally posted by Ladyluck
😱 Someone make a limerick of me! 😄

there was a lad named spoony
some thought him a little loony
his threads were oft dense,
but damn, they made sense
and were never, ever goony

There once was a guy named Harry,
Whom everyone claimed was a fairy.
To prove them wrong,
He pulled out his shlong,
And buggered a hooker named Mary.