Limericks

hey darlin ill try i love mine precioussssssss

got it
ok thj
the once was a girl call jane
who definatly not a pain
she loved to sing and dance
and pull down her pants
you like

lol interesting 😛

wicked.hang on,what was that last bit?oh ha ha.ok,it is actually quite funny but i take that comment very personally!and it aint true...honestly...

if you say so go on the halp thingy darlin you night know

These raps are sooooooo pathetic 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

i decided upon clovie to spy
is she young?, is she old?, (is she a guy?)
when i caught her in tights,
she punched out my lights
and beat me with a cane, (don't know why)

Originally posted by slim_thug
These raps are sooooooo pathetic 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

it's not a rap dumbass 😆 and lets see you give it a shot.

An aging jedi wannabe
Haunts the boards of KMC
Whenever he posts,
Hes likely to boast
About things he never will see

flap your gums, talk that shit
despite what you think you aint legit
you try your best to make me look bad
when in fact you are truly sad
why are you trying to rattle my cage?
dude, you are like twice my age
yakkity yak dont talk back
I'll end this now with a simple fact.....

I WIN

why in the world would you assume that my limerick was about you, unless you recognized your personality in those lines i wrote?

paranoia strikes deep
into your life it will creep
it starts when your always afraid
step out of line
and the men come to take you away
you better stop, hey, whats that sound ?
everybody look whats goin down.

(buffalo springfield)

i never said it was about you. you seem to have a beef with me, why? and dont give me the "you slam others" crap.

Originally posted by edida
why in the world would you assume that my limerick was about you, unless you recognized your personality in those lines i wrote?

paranoia strikes deep
into your life it will creep
it starts when your always afraid
step out of line
and the men come to take you away
you better stop, hey, whats that sound ?
everybody look whats goin down.

(buffalo springfield)

forget him, C. we are above the likes of him. if you wanna know more, pm me and i'll tell you all about him.

One apon a time,
I wrote this stupid rhyme,
I wrote, and wrote, and wrote, and wrote,
And all I got was a dime.

I tried to complain,
But the fact still remained,
For this stupid rhyme,
only I was tto blame.

So I stayed up late,
In a depressing state,
I tried again,
And wrote this one, which is great.

😄

I tried to come up with a ditty
That was clever and clean and still witty.
But my failure was utter,
Guess my mind's in the gutter -
Every one I came up with was shitty

😐

There was a young ladie called shellie,
Whose feet were entirely unsmelly,
With awesome word power,
she became a Ms Flower,
And now it doesn't rhyme.....

Originally posted by DarkC
Actually I thought that you were putting RJ down with rhyme also. In the first two lines. So I wouldn't use that as an excuse.

I dont need an excuse. i was indeed putting him down 😉

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
forget him, C. we are above the likes of him. if you wanna know more, pm me and i'll tell you all about him.

if you think you know me, grow some balls and spit it out, man. i always appreciate a good laugh at your expense. 😄 😄 😄

As I sit here and stare at my screen,
My mind wanders and I start to daydream,
Of flowers and bees, and the birds and the trees,
And and a cake made with coconut cream.

😄