What does an imploding internet look like?
Meanwhile, here is the current post. This is a BONUS game, the object is not to name the poster (it is Queeq), but say what happened next:
"*Ding dong*
Gundy: The witch is dead?
*Ding dong*
Gundy: Oh, the doorbell...
*opens door, there's a nice gentleman with a strange accent*
Delivery guy: Hello. Mrs. Mayhem?
Gundy: Well... yes, for some.
DG: Special delivery for you from Lord Chaos. Do you know the password?
Gundy: Password?
DG: Yes, my Master said you'd know.
Gundy: Oh yes, the pass word. "Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain."
DG: Very good, milady. Now please sign here.
*Gundy signs*
DG: And here is your crowbar...
Gundy: Crowbar???
DG: To open your present.
*DG walks off and there's a huge crate in Gundy's yard, 20x20x20 feet. There's a sign with Lord Chaos's signet. Gundy reads the note: "This should about do it for a lifetime. Love, C.""
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
RC has successfully recalled that it is a present (as opposed to a bomb etc. as Phinney thought), and flowers maybe involved...