Here is Queeq's post in full:
"*Ding dong*
Gundy: The witch is dead?
*Ding dong*
Gundy: Oh, the doorbell...
*opens door, there's a nice gentleman with a strange accent*
Delivery guy: Hello. Mrs. Mayhem?
Gundy: Well... yes, for some.
DG: Special delivery for you from Lord Chaos. Do you know the password?
Gundy: Password?
DG: Yes, my Master said you'd know.
Gundy: Oh yes, the pass word. "Don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain."
DG: Very good, milady. Now please sign here.
*Gundy signs*
DG: And here is your crowbar...
Gundy: Crowbar???
DG: To open your present.
*DG walks off and there's a huge crate in Gundy's yard, 20x20x20 feet. There's a sign with Lord Chaos's signet. Gundy reads the note: "This should about do it for a lifetime. Love, C."
Gundy uses the crowbar to open the crate and the entire neighbourhood gets covered by millions of multi-coloured tulips.
A big balloon rises from the remains of the crate, saying: Chaos Rules!* "
Now, back to the quote guessing:
"A guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. He's sitting by himself and is surprised to hear a voice say "hey handsome". He looks around but no one seems to be speaking to him. Then he hears "you're a good looking guy". Again he looks around, confused. He calls the bartender over and says, "hey, I keep hearing these voices from somewhere but no one is talking to me. " The bartender says "oh, that's just the complimentary peanuts...""