So much for THAT joke.
Here is the current quote:
"A guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. He's sitting by himself and is surprised to hear a voice say "hey handsome". He looks around but no one seems to be speaking to him. Then he hears "you're a good looking guy". Again he looks around, confused. He calls the bartender over and says, "hey, I keep hearing these voices from somewhere but no one is talking to me. " The bartender says "oh, that's just the complimentary peanuts...""