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Is there anything funny about the name Biggus Dickus? He has a wife you know. You know what's she's called? She's called...Incontinentia.... Incontinetia Buttocks.

He commands a cwack legion!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Our main weapon is fear, fear and surprise, our TWO main weapons...

[ April 26, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

Our THREE weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...

... and a fanatic devotion to the Pope. FIVE, Five main weapons. Our five main weapons are...

"Amongst our weaponry, are such elements as fear, surprise...
I'll come in again."

You'll have to do it...

Ok, how's this one,

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

We need Edna for this one...

(Edna never being one to miss her cue!)

Aaaaaannnnnnndddddddd..............

......Always Look on the bright side of life!

(Whistle)

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten!

And thats to laugh and smile and dance and sing!

When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps!

Just purse your lips and whistle, thats the thing!

Aaand always look on the bright side of life!

(etc.)

Life is quite absurd, and death's the final word...

Must always face the cutain with a bow!

Just the big sketches? Required learning is normally:

Killer Joke
Parrot Sketch
Silly Walks
Spanish Inquisition
Deja Vu
Cheese Shop

Though anyone who can do the entire Cheese Shop without a script needs help.

Parrot sketch huh? You mean:

Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots:

No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collison with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT!

No, that's the TV for animals sketch

But... but... you MUST know the Parrot sketch... it just defies sense otherwise... it's their most famous sketch of all time. The Dead Parrot!?

In 'And now for something completely different' it was the lead for the lumberjack song...