Official Python Thread

Nope dont know it! Or I dont think I do.

Ok, you need a SEVERE Python injection. This is a serious case...

I have SO much to do when we finally meet up...

Yep. looks like it. I mean I love monty Python. I just havent had the time to really experience it! I think I do know some of the ntro for lumberjack song but not awhole scenes worth. My friend used to mumble it to himself all the time before we sang lumberjack song in maths.

Well, the original intro was the barber's shop...

We have to organise to meet. Why, you're only half a person right now!

Yes I think it is the original intro I know!

I never wanted to do this in the first place!

I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!

[ April 28, 2001: Message edited by: Edna witch ]

I'd sing! Sing! Sing!

No! You missed a huge chunk! And said I didnt know the stuff!

...The Larch!

The Pine!

The Giant Redwood tree!

The Sequoia!

The Little Whopping Rule Tree!

We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Ok, listen here, Little Missy, before you mouth off about one of my specials

First, this thread has NEVER been a line-by-line synopsis, we skip bits all the time.

Secondly, you had ALREADY skipped a load by going to the 'best girlie' line!

Thirdly, you are WRONG with what you put there! The lines are:

The Giant redwood, the larch, the fir,the mighty scots pine! The smell of fresh cut timber! The crash of mighty trees! With my best girlie by my side! We'd sing etc.

So watch yourself in future, one who is throwing stones in a glass house!

OK dont shout at me you freak from a menagerie!

No! It's Eric the half a bee!

No Cyril Connolly!

That's John Cleese's favourite, that one...

OMG, have we really broken the bar?

Broken the bar? How could we have done that?

I have suddenly come over all peckish though!

[ April 28, 2001: Message edited by: Edna witch ]

It's not working... oh heck! That's not going to do our job prospects any good!

I have a plan- I will run away in a few mos, and come back later...

Is that a hint that you are going offline? Well by then but make sure you bring me back some cheese!

Cheese WILL be brought!

Would you please go away. I'm examining this man.

It's okay, I'm a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist but this is my lunch hour.

(one of my favs)

Well, that's very interesting, because I am now made entirely of tin.

Maybe he was dying when he wrote it.

Don't be ridiculous!