*knight walks in and slaps Ushgarak in the head with a rubber chicken*
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
Are you going to ask me about Limburger, sir?
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Is it worth it?
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
It could be!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
OK, have you... WILL YOU SHUT THAT BLOODY DANCING UP!
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
I told you!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Have you got any Limberger?
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
Yes!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
(Uh... what?)
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
Sorry! Just thought i would throw a spanner in the works! You could have ad-libbed(cant spell that!) of course! Oh well where was I? Oh yes!
NO!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
(You chose the WORST time...)
No, that figures. It was pretty predictable, really. It was an act of pure optimism to pose the question at all in the first place. Tell me something, do yuou have any cheese at all?
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
Of course sir!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
Now, 'm going to ask you that question again, and if you say 'no', I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
No not a scrap sir! I was deliberately wasting your time!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
(SHoots Mrs. Wensleydale)
What a senseless waste of Human life...
(dons cowboy hat)
ROGUE CHEDDAR (1967)
FIN
And... we're done! Woo-hoo! Big thanks to Edna there...
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
Wow! Didnt think we were evr going to make it!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
It WAS looking tricky a few times, wasn't it! But you were marvellous. I was cheating , of course, not even I klnmow the cheese list off by heart!
EDN
Edna_witchMagic
How disappointing!
Oh my god! I just stood up to stretch and looked out the window as I did so to see a sight that I would really rater not have seen!
USH
UshgarakPaladin
The moon is on collision course with the Earth? I should probably check...