Official Python Thread

(Music... thought you were complaining about the music... there are two people in city suits dancing in the background)

Heaven forbid, I am one who delights in all manifestations of the terpsichorean muse.

Sorry?

I LIKE a nice dance, yeh forced ta!

"Anyway"

[ April 28, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

So he can go on playing then?

Forget about your...(something... can't remember...),

Give your audience a grin!

Now my good man, some cheese plase.

(sin)

Enjoy it, its your last cahnce anyhow!

(Cheers)

SOoo, always look on the bright side of death!

Just before you draw your terminal breath!

(There, gave you your favourite...)

[ April 28, 2001: Message edited by: Ushgarak ]

Certainly sir, what would you like?

Well, how about a little Red Leicester?

"LIFE'S A PIECE OF ****!
WHEN YOU LOOK AT IT!"

We're right out of red leicester sir!

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true...

Oh, never mind. How are you on Tilsit?

Sorry, sir, no Tilset at the end of the week, it comes fresh on monday.

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then if you please, stout yeoman.

Ah well thathas been on order for two weeks sir. We were expecting it today!

Yes, it's not my day, is it? Er, Bel Paese?

Sorry sir!

You'll see its all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Remember that the last laugh
Is on you!