I don't care how excrementally runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
Oooooh!
What?
The cat just ate it.
HAS he?
She sir!
(Pause)
Gouda?
No
Edam?
No!
Caithness?
No.
Smoked Austrian?
no.
Sage Derby?
No sir!
You DO have some cheese, do you?
Of course we do sir! This is a cheese shop! We have-(interupted)
No no, no, don't tell me, I'm keen to guess...
Its gone! Oh someting like
"If you insist"
It'll do!