Diarrhea Drama!

Dont ever eat microwave popcorn and chocolate milk! I've been shitting nonstop for 12hrs! I'm cramping and squeezing, sweating and moaning, oh the drama!
I've totally gone Calcutta!

You may all now shower me with your well wishes and support!😛

mmmkay, that's bad, mmmkay

Yeah, showers the right word.

*plugs nose*

😂
hope you get better soon

noted

Why cant you be a nice Belgian like Storm yerssot?😛

cause she's originally from the UK?

A nice Belgian?!? HA! I knew it was too good to be true!😛

yeah tex, i know how that goes.... you have my pity.

originally from the UK?
I' m NOT 😠

well, he believed it *nods at tex*

I dont have the energy to put up with your shenanigans Yerssot, all of my energy is concentrated on my stomach and ass 😂

all I tell you is one big lie,
all I tell you is the truth and nothing but the truth

any new road rage stories Tex?!?! lol

No road rage stories yet, but Halloween is coming up, and those damn trick-or-treaters think they own the road, walking in the middle of the street!😠
😉

hehe, that sounds like a messed up time to drive

I would call that "Dramarhea"

*beats drums*

😂

hehe