Diarrhea Drama!

Put the loo roll in the fridge Tex, it makes the wiping less painful. 😉

mech you know from past experience I suppose

I've never heard of that before😂

Yes, but I'm over my little drama🙂
No thanks to you fiends!😛

Have you lost much weight?

No, I dont think it works that way😂

Of course it does, I know some chaps from Uni who had to go work in India on an engineering project. Both got real ill and lost some serious timber! 😱

what a lovely story tex! 😄

I'm a charmer aren't I? 😉

Lost some serious 'timber'?😂

yea you are Tex

I'm a charming gentleman extraordinaire!
I spew class and charisma 😎

along with massive amounts of feces.

Everyone's a critic😛

nah, i have no problem with that, many of my friends are crap fiends.

Hey BF, how come you get a special title, 'horror expert' but no special smilie to go along?

i dunno....ask raz when he returns.

Cause people only notice you have a special title when they see a special smile!

You need to be a diva and demand one!

well most people already know im the horror expert of these forums, so there is no need to flaunt what is already factual and renowned to all 😛

zzzzzzzzzz

when your up to bat and you feel a little slat "dirriha"
Runnin to first and you feel a little burst.. "diarriha"
Runnin for second and you feel a little pecking.. Diarrha"
Nearing twords third, and you feel a little turd, Diarriha
Sliding in home and you feel a little foam... Diarriha' Diarriha..

this thread is disturbing 😘