not as disturbing as figuring out if you eat a bowl full of chilli, and eat a bowl full of ice cream while your putting the bowl full of chilli into the porcelon bowl, you wont burn your as*hole 🙂
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Actually Tex, these last few days I've been suffering with the complete opposite of the problem you had.
I've tried eating everything hot and spicy to "clean out the system" but nothing has worked. My last resort is going in with one of those old fashion hand drills to break things up a bit! 😱
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
as bad as it was before the thread has gotten worse 😘
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
😄
Does that mean you don't want to be told if I manage to "drop the kids off at the pool"?
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
please spare us the trip to throw up 😘
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
I'll take that as a no thank you then. 😉
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
please do 😛
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
You say that, but deep down you know you want to be kept informed. 😛
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
*plugs ears and covers eyes* 🤨
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
*Sends update by telepathy*
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
*empties mind* 😈 im a step ahead of you 😛
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
There's still no news on my southern frontier anyway. 🙁
RAG
ragesRemorseSenior Member
well if you ever go deep sea diving in my pool you better be aware of them underwater mines because there a dookie.. i mean doozie
TEX
TexYumsz
Poor Mech! Where's that mad cow meat when you need it?😛
MEC
mechmoggyNorthern Monkey
Last night we made a Thai red curry with 2 bonnet chilli's and extra curry powder, and still nothing!
I also went to the gym tonight to see if that would jar anything loose, no change so far though. 🙁
TEX
TexYumsz
Have you tried taking any real laxatives?
Poor Mech, when it finally comes out its gonna be hard as a rock😂 It'll make a big splash😂
Mech's dropping meteoroids😂
😛
BAC
BackFire349Blood. It's nature's lube
constipation sucks.
LAN
LanceWinduSenior Member
I never get constipated, no matter how much cheese I eat...