QUEEQ'S ENDOR ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT

Started by Shoeless Jedi53 pages

Alright Keo, finished. The Ewoks can easily get away from Ush through this door!

*Shoeless motions toward door. Ush seizes his opportunity and runs in hoping to nab an Ewok*

Ha! MY plan worked!

*Shoeless hits a remote switch opening up a trap door, causing Ush to fall to the Rancor pit below*

Looks like the hunter's just become the hunted!

OMG, Ush disappeared. Where is he.

*hollers* USH, WHERE ARE YOU??? 😕 😕 😱 😈

😈 heh, heh, heh 😄

So what do you have against Ewok hunting? There's not much else to do around here, unless you like swinging in trees.

Well we could get some flying monkeys in here to carry the ewoks away. Or we could just drop the ewoks on any stray gungans running around below.

*sees gungan running, hollering, "the sky is falling, the sky is falling".......* 😕 😱 😂

Keo has the idea now. Cool. 😮‍💨

Gungans on Endor? It's not allowed to import Gungans on this Endor moon. The Imps are building something and they don't want any extra-planetary visitors here.

*Throws down a rope to Ush, who by now has fully subdued the Rancor with the aid of a large door.*

Man, these guys think they can get rid of you that easily Ush. Not if I have anything to say about it.

Time for a spot of hunting then? 🙄 😄 🙄

Well their outpost stinks. Vader's shuttle is smoking like a cropduster. Why doesn't he run that thing in for a tune up ?

(yells toward outpost) Hey, Vader ! Get it MIDASIZED !!!!!!

*watches Vader revvvvv his engines, blowing all kinds of smoke and unhealthy crud into the atmosphere, talk about air pollution* 😱 😠

Cough, cough. (gets out giant can of fluffy flowery spray)

Gundy, is that meadow flowers or lilacs? 😕

See? Queeq supports my Ewok-hunting... may also be hunting those who would dare cross me... such people will also have Edna to answer to. Bad move guys! (Thanks, RC...)

Don't shoot too many customers, Ush. I'm still trying to run a business here.

It's quiete expensive and he's stingy.

Edna !!! 😱 Are you killing our furry ewoks with Ush? 😕 😠

I think she's turning them into frogs, actually.

I most certainly am NOT keo! Ush you hurt one hair on those Ewoks' heads and I will not be happy!