QUEEQ'S ENDOR ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT

Started by Ratcat53 pages

He likes to shag... Hey! What? It's a dance!!!

Damn right...

So Hull's the place for cheap sex.... I mean cheap stuff and sex..?

😂

And I thought I was bad...

dont be ridiculous, sex is always free, well as far as I'm concerned unless you are trying tell me something, and the same goes for stuff, now as for goos now they are cheaper (he said academically trying to cover his back)

Anyway who said I was bad? evil maybe, naughty probably but never bad, I try and maintai being good...

Zereil, I suggest you change your status from Senior Member to Super Stud!!!

He wanted to rename himself 'Darth Immoral' for a whiole... isn't that one of your nicknames up there, Zereil?

Kinda figures... Just remember the little pink raincoats...

Super Stud? Shouldn't that be Stud muffin? Oh well never mind!

Oh yes that reminds me. When do I get to see your fabled Ewok village Zereil? I am feeling quite deprived here!

It's not there any more, didn;t I tell you? He has more than enough stuff, anyway.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How could he possibly get rid of an ewok village? That is sacrilage!

I think his parents needed the loft...

No! So they destroyed his village? Masacred the Ewoks? Have they no shame?

Not really, no... besides, they had it coming.

I'm sorry! Killing the odd nuisance ewok my just be excused although I would deny all knowledge of having seen you do it. But a whole village? You simply cannot wipe out a whole vilage! That's just evil!

The Empire wpuld have won if they had bothered.

However, Zereil can re-create his Ewok Empire with mere effort. So no permanent harm done. He has loads of other stuff anyway.

Fear yee not oh friends of the Ewoks, They never went into hiding, my colletion has never deminished, simply grown larger with warmth and feeling...

Edna whenever you come back my way you are always welcome to come and see whatever you like...

As to my nicknames, I have travelled under different nicknames given by associates:

Duracell Bunny, Darth Immoral, Matrix boy, Prince of Darkness, Nice Evil Bastard, and Scoundrel, generally these have been given either by ex-grilfriends or else acting associates...

Still what can you do, just as long a I keep my wardrobe and lifestyle oh and collection (and I suppose if I push it work) in order all stays well...

I shall be around today so I shall keep dropping by to the bar so anyone with a pint of vodka ready would be appreciated...

*hands Zereil pint of Vodka*

Better wear a chastity belt if you're gonna see his "Ewok Village" or whatever he calls it, Edna. 😉

may I ask why? I think they are terrible things...

Chastity belt? Hey! I have a little more self control than that thank you!

Typical! I should have known Zereil would be on the vodka all ready! The alcoholic man in black! BTW do you have any other colour clothes in your wardrobe?