QUEEQ'S DEATH STAR DINER

Thats easy for you to say! Do you have any idea how much stregth it would take to do a spell like that spanning the whole galaxy? More than Ive got I tell you! Its no good. He's just gonna have to make his own way here. But what if he's been taken prisoner by smugglers or being sold as a slave? Oh god what have i done? He'll never forgive me for this!

I foresee large amounts of grovelling upon his return. You want me to swing around the station and see if I can find him?

You forefee his return? That got to be something! That would be much appreciated! please! I would do it myself but I think I will just sit here and tryand feel his presence with the force instead. That is assuming he isnt dead!

*Heads out to Bay 1138 and launches*

**20 Minutes Later**

*Drags Ush's trembling body from the hold.*

He's a little cold but I think he'll survive. I suggest a lot of Hot Chocolate and plenty of blankets....

Where the bloody hell have you been? Ive been worried sick about you! I thought you were dead or crushed or kidnapped! **shakes the last bit of strength out of ushes body**

Well? Well? Arent you going to answer me? **Ush collapses at Edna's feet**
Oh dont give the too week to move act! It was all your fault you know! i cant be held in anyway responsible!

He was orbiting the station at 34,000 miles.

(Ush's evil clone is activated...)

(He he he heh... who's this sexy girl who's shaking me? Nice)

Where... where am I?

No Im sorry! If you arent going to apologise for nearly ruining my spell then you dont even deserve my conversation!

Something isn't right here. He looks like Ush, but there's something about him that doesn't add up...

Oh well, after all that excitement I need a Blue Milk Smoothie, anyone seen Finti?

I dont think queeq has unpacked him yet. He's probably in a box around here somwhere!

(I must think fast if I'm going to have a piece of that one... something is coming back...)

I am SO sorry, my dear. I must have slipped... silly old me, eh? That will teach me to mock your powers.

Um.. I AM in considerable pain, you know?

(Heh heh heh...)

Yes well! Thats your own fault! You will get no sympathy from me!

But I am SO sorry...

(Bit of a heartless cow... I like that... but I don't know what my other half thought of her...)

(Staggers to medical cabinet. Cabinet doesn't do it justice, it is the size of Centre Court at Wimbledon)

Now what are you doing? Are you going to help me clear up this mess or what? I think you should since it was your fault that I crashed and all!

Ush, are you OK?

I am fine, thankyou, Rattwa... ah... RC. I hope nothing much happened in my uneventfukl absence

(helps himself to medical supplies, including medicinal alcohol)

AAAHHHHH...

Ah! Edna! Yes, of course I will help you clear up. Though can't your mighty powers make it faster?

UM, OK, I guess you're fine.

*Whispers to Edna*

~Watch him like a hawk~

Ush what the hell do you think you are doing? You dont drink **smashes bottle over his head** For god's sake stop being so weird! Your really starting to get on my nerves!

I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking... guess I'm still a bit dazed...

Hey! That was a bottle hit! OW! You know what that means, my dear... you did promise...

(The fools!)

*Goes and sit's in a booth. Orders a Womp Burger from the Servator droid.*

Hmmm, what do they put in these things, they taste delicious. 🙂