QUEEQ'S DEATH STAR DINER

(I thought she'd never bloody ask...)

Certainly! it's not as if I'm paying, the way I have it set up... what do you want?

I give up!

Give up what, RC? And sit down, why don't you...

I'll stand thanks, if it's all the same.

Oh I'll have my usual thanks! Do you think there are any chairs around here that arent booby trapped? Or pehaps I should just sit on the floor and rest my weary bones.

(Gets Edna a safe chair)

Use this one!

(gets her a drink)

But where are you goin to sit?

For the Mud Match The girls will be wearing shirts and shorts, Ok good enough, I want this match to continue, it will triple the money queeq makes. and if queeq makes more we do.

I did NOT PUT THOSE BODIES THERE!!!!!! and I wont be accused. 😠 🙁

Of course I have a chair!

(It;s true, he didn't knakcer his office chair)

Still working on that, Phinney? Well, don't get Edna involved...

Are you going to type for one of the girls

Like I say, just got a FEW things to sort out first...

(And to be honest, if the proper Ush gets back he won't be interested...)

I should tell you that I strongly disapprove of this venture and as entertainment manager, Im sure I do actually have some sort of authority here!

**sits on chair. Chair falls apart. Edna lands on floor with a crash**

Ow! I thought you said this was safe!

I'm sorry Edna, I should not have set that up, I just thought people would like a wrestling match. SORRY!!! My ideas never work. 🙁

Yeah, well, you;re not the only one...

WHO THE BLOODY HELL FIXED THIS CHAIR IN ADVANCE! I'LL KIL THEM!

Edna! Are you ok!?

(Whsipering voice from somewhere far-Edna! Edna! That's not me!

Um.. someone turn the music up, would you?

Oh it ok Phinney! Dont get upset! Just wait and see what the others think. Im a reasonable girl! I will give the customers what they want. Of course Gundy and Dim's opinion's will be imperative!

The Match IS cancelled. No womens mud match. 🙂

Sorry, Edna, go over that 'doing what the customers' want thing again!?

Edna i was thinking maybe i could be your assitant is the entertainment department. I was thinking for a show like you showing them mind blowing tricks, or a stand up comedy guy, or girl. MAYBE 🙄