QUEEQ'S DEATH STAR DINER

(Evil UUsh spies a rival)

Ok! No talkling to the injured girl!

Maybe! Although my entertainment is rarely planned! Its very spontaneous! Yo would have to discuss it with queeq. He;s big boss. Or atleast his name is above the door anything so we have to make him feel like he is important!

Ush what i mean is that if the customers dont want a particular type of entertainmnt then I wont make them suffer it and if they really want one type of entertainment then I will try my hardest to please them. Surely its not that hard to understand!

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

Thank thr FOrce! I thought you were offering to go with the wretling plan there, Edna! Becuase the customers WOULD want that!

Now, I don't want to rush things, but I DO believe you owe me a kiss?

(Offers Edna his own, safe chair while trying to ingore Phinney)

COme on Edna you have got to see uush's evilness. We need to find a plan to save the old Ush. 😮‍💨

(Interposing between Edna and Phinney)

And that kiss, my dear? My head stil hurts...

I remember the old ush, the one who would give up his life for edna, and the one she loved as a friend equally. The one Edna would give her life for. The ush who was my first good freind, and the one who broke me in. He is gone forever

I'm sorty, who IS this babbling imbecile?

(More distant shouts from far away...)

My NAME Edna! It's down to my NAME!!!

Ushgarak is your name and i will help the old one come out, but i may have to fight.

Excuse me a moment, would you Edna?

(Turns to Phinney. Reahces out his hand, anf uses Force grip on a customer)

Whispers to Phinney: Phinney, if you don't shut up,I swear I will kill EVERY innocent person in this bar...

Ush canyou hear something? Or am I just going insane? Oh my head hurts! I need to lie down.

It is the real **&^^starts choking and falls down lifeless.

Oh, MUST I be interrupted at EVERY turn!?

(Releases customer)

Remember what I said, Phinney...

(Turns to Edna)

I'm sorry, mty dear, I guess it's that long day of yours. May I escort you to your room?

Runs behind ush and clocks him right in the mouth, " I will not stand down and watch u rule " I will fight! Edna get out!! I have to take care of something.

Sure! godd idea! I may justcollapse the wayI am feeling.

**Spots Phinney lying on the floor**

Oh my god, what happened? Is he ok?

Ushgarak rubs his head, thoughtfully. Then his hand yanks forward, and Phinney is thrown a LONG way across the room.

Don't get in my way again, bioy...

Sorry about that,Edna...

Phinney! PHINNEY! GO TO THE STRANGE MYSTERIOUS PLACE! QUICKLY!

cough cough where where is it.

What the? Phiney?

**Edna goes to walk across to help Phinney but collapses on te floor**

phinney gets up. "Edna wake up You must Scream Ushagarak now o get the old one back" Uses jedi skill to bring her to semi awake, " You must cream out Usharak's name and you will bring back the old one" SCREAM!!!!!

This HAs to be diffiuclt, does't it...

(Unleashes interrogation droids. Thet start to cause havoc around the bar)

(Talks over to Edna and pciks her up. Looks menacingly at Phinney)

Go now, boy, or it will be the worse for you...

PHINNEY! IT'S A DIFFERENT THREAD! I'M TRAPPED THERE! GO THERE QUICK!