Beardi and Barbers - you know you love it

If you like... 😂

Will you please clean up the mess. Blood puddles are not good for business.

Actually I prefer skinless, boneless, while you're at it.

[Bubba voice] There's hundreds of ways to cook Ewok. There's boiled Ewok, fried Ewok, sauteed Ewok... [/Bubba voice]

Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Face it, Edna, they are vermin.

No no no no no!

Look, they eat PEOPLE in honour of their Gods! Things like that have to be hunted for our safety, like lions!

We shoot them, we eat them. Our gods are stronger. They'll understand.

But do they eat each other ?

We'll eat them first. 😈

[Bubba voice] ... filleted Ewok, Ewok stir fry, pickled Ewok... [/Bubba voice]

euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 😱 🙁 🙄

Yam yam.

That's the amsterdamned version of yum yum, finti.

I figure Breetai will get to the end of that list by, say, September. 😂

Yup, just like the guy in Forrest Gump. 😄

[Bubba voice] ... Ewok over easy, Ewok kabob, roast Ewok, Ewok stew... [/Bubba voice]

I'm sure the Gremlins said "yam yam" and not "yum yum". 🙄

Okay....I got it. You following along here, finti ?

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh; leave my furry babies alone. *picks fleas off baby ewok and sticks them on queeq* 😠
😈

[ June 28, 2001: Message edited by: keokiswahine ]

[Bubba voice] ... there's broiled Ewok, charred Ewok, Ewoks-in-blankets, Ewok parmigiana... [/Bubba voice]