The countdown to X3

Started by Marvelgeek2,586 pages

A great thing about family guy is that u vcan never see what's gonna come next, litterary anything could happen!

this one.
see!!! you understood what i meant 😊

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Lois (looking at a used car Peter wants): Peter, this car has dents in it, and it's got a cardboard steering wheel.
Peter: Just a second honey.
Lois: And look, there's no engine! It just has a drawing of an engine!
Car salesman: But it only had one previous owner....James Bond!
Peter: I'll take it!

Originally posted by Clovie
this one.
see!!! you understood what i meant 😊
346 ahh okay..I thought it was one of the two..

😆 this one is great!

Originally posted by Clovie
😆 this one is great!

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so that 3 out of 35 that you like....I'm on a roll!!!!

Peter: Wow, when you're beautiful doors magically open for you!
Beautiful People's Club Man: Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black square.
...of course if that's wasn't there, it would have opened anyway because you're beautiful.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
346 ahh okay..I thought it was one of the two..
😕
the bloody tears one was some time ago and it was very sad cry

Originally posted by Mainstream
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so that 3 out of 35 that you like....I'm on a roll!!!!

Peter: Wow, when you're beautiful doors magically open for you!
Beautiful People's Club Man: Actually, it opened because you stepped on that black square.
...of course if that's wasn't there, it would have opened anyway because you're beautiful.

😕 sorry.

Originally posted by Clovie
😕
the bloody tears one was some time ago and it was very sad cry
Yeash..I might use that one again at some point..I have to stop changing my sig some much 😖

Originally posted by Clovie

😕 sorry.

Well u should have heard it. MUCH funnier. and seen it as well. MUCH funnier.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Yeash..I might use that one again at some point..I have to stop changing my sig some much 😖
you're changin it even more often than i do 😛

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
Well u should have heard it. MUCH funnier. and seen it as well. MUCH funnier.
maybe

Originally posted by Clovie
you're changin it even more often than i do 😛

maybe

346 three this weekend I think..

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Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
346 three this weekend I think..
exactly 😕

Originally posted by Mainstream
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Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.

😑

Originally posted by Clovie
exactly 😕

😑

you don't like my sly boots?

i don't understand it. i think it can be some language joke.

Originally posted by Clovie
i don't understand it. i think it can be some language joke.

346 I see

346 😕

346 So do I...detective

Originally posted by Clovie
346 😕
346

cut that out my sly little boots...one more for today...

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
346 So do I...detective
🤨

Originally posted by Mainstream
346

cut that out my sly little boots...one more for today...

Brian: Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Peter: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.

it's not funny. it's pathetic. that guy IS pathetic