The countdown to X3

Originally posted by Clovie
🤨

it's not funny. it's pathetic. that guy IS pathetic

346....come on....

Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

346 i still think the same.

Originally posted by Mainstream
346....come on....

Lois: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois: You pasted it over me.
Peter: Yeah I think it looks better.

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
😂

hey my fellow horseman you get family guy in sweden?

yep. although it's on haitus or whateva it's called

We havent seen season 4 yet.

Originally posted by Clovie
346 i still think the same.

346 good golly miss Clovie...gotta...try...harder..

Cleveland: The only Brittish idiom I know is that '***' means cigarette.
Peter: Well someone tell this cigarette to shut up.

Originally posted by Mainstream
346 good golly miss Clovie...gotta...try...harder..

Cleveland: The only Brittish idiom I know is that '***' means cigarette.
Peter: Well someone tell this cigarette to shut up.

Let me try
(Peter and Brain are in jail)
Brian: Uh, how was your shower?
Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing.

Originally posted by Clovie
i understood it 😱 😂

that word that blocked out ryhmes with rag but starts with an f..but you didn't hear that from me

Peter looks around and sees the KKK following him and Cleveland.)
Peter: Holy crap! Do you know what this means?
Cleveland: I'm afraid so.
Peter: We're being chased by ghosts!

Cleveland: Oh, Peter, that tickles me in a way, that if Loretta tickled me in that way, I'd say, Oh yea ... that's nice ... that's the spot.

😑 and what's the point in it?

i know the word 😬
and the KKK one is funny. kinda 😬

Originally posted by Clovie
😑 and what's the point in it?

i know the word 😬
and the KKK one is funny. kinda 😬

346....my dear sly boots..

Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually

Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."

😂

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
😂

346

Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.

1. didn't understand
2 funny
3 weird

Originally posted by Clovie
1. didn't understand
2 funny
3 weird

346

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venerial disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, thats enough!

stewie: Now to try the translator.
You there with the severe estethic disorder!
Through the peter-bot: Hey Ugly!
Stewie: Excellent.
(btw Stewie is an evil genius baby)

Originally posted by Mainstream
346

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?
Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.
Lois: Hehehe...that's me.
Peter: You dirty hustler.
Lois: Hehehehe...
Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.
Lois: Aha, ok I get it...
Peter: You foul, venerial disease carrying, street walking whore.
Lois: Alright, thats enough!

Originally posted by Marvelgeek
stewie: Now to try the translator.
You there with the severe estethic disorder!
Through the peter-bot: Hey Ugly!
Stewie: Excellent.
(btw Stewie is an evil genius baby)

that was good dude...346

Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.

346 😖