Originally posted by Mainstream😆
that was good dude...346Peter: I know something about stupid phone calls
(phone rings in house)
Lois: Hello?
Peter: I cant take the trash out today im working late at the office.
Peter: The called ID says your calling from the kitchen. In fact I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Now I am at the office.
346
this one is strange to say in the least..
Peter: Are you gonna eat that stapler?
TV Executive: You...can't eat a stapler.
Peter: Wanna split it?
this one sick..yet humorous
Cleaveland: Hey Peter, are you up for another snow cone?
Peter: No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted more like...oh you guys are asses!
Originally posted by Marvelgeek
Meg: "Oh god kill me now."
U see a red dot on her forehead and then U see god in standing on a cloud with a rifle pointed at her. The phone rings and stops him though.
God: "Suuhuuuusan!" twirls the line around his finger, looks happy.
I liked that one
346
Peter: A boat's a boat but a box could be anything! It could even be a boat!
346 last one then I'm gonna split...
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
Originally posted by Mainstream
346 last one then I'm gonna split...Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
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ok Im gotta blaze too
bye everyone