ur funny stories of ur day thread

Started by CandyKoRn5 pages
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I did?

oops.. it's 'cause my e-mail got spammed with messages.. so i turned everything 'off'

Ushgarak Paladin

oh!!! have you got that worked out yet? I was hooing to chat a little more!

CandyKoRn In Orlando Blooms Pant's

I will sort it out eventually...
right now I'm just surfing up on dreams...

I had a really wierd one lastnight.. actually, for the past week...

Ushgarak Paladin

Oooh, ooh, tell me!

CandyKoRn In Orlando Blooms Pant's

weellll..... there was kissing... kinda erotic..

lots to do with cars... men... washing powder... y'know.. the usual..

Ushgarak Paladin

I hate to try and sound like I am making you out to be weird, but... washing powder???

silver_tears Senior Member

my fantasies dont involve washing powder 😉

DeNiro Senior Member

well my thread went into a lets set up a thread for ush and candy to talk on hehe jk guys

CandyKoRn In Orlando Blooms Pant's

well.. I dreamt I shoplifted some washing powder ... It was a good idea at the time.

silver_tears Senior Member

umm right........my dreams dont tend to involve such things 😗😖hifty:

CandyKoRn In Orlando Blooms Pant's

the 😖hifty: being orli, right?

Ushgarak Paladin

Why was it a good idea at the time?

And you could always PM me the dream...

silver_tears Senior Member

maybe 😇 but not the only thing 😉

CandyKoRn In Orlando Blooms Pant's

lol... Well I must of needed the washing powder...

I also stuffed lotsa sweets in my pockets.. literally ran out the shop.. into a car (where a man named Dom was waiting- probably the getaway driver) then I woke up...

GroundedAgain OTF REBEL

i don't no if i wanna hear dreams from fellow pyschos 😛 😛

Ushgarak Paladin

Was Dom fit?

CandyKoRn In Orlando Blooms Pant's

ok.. I'm gonna go dream some more phsyco dreams.. about washing powder and kissing really hot guys (who was orlando bloom btw suger.. mwahahahaha)
so.. nite nite all 🙂 sleep tight.

silver_tears Senior Member

i hate you 😛
*dreams off* 😖hifty:

Ushgarak Paladin

Awwwwwww! Bye Candy...

badkittykitty cockeyed

okay I have to tell this cause its kinda funny in a scary kinda of way..
today like usual I was cursing about my how much I do at my job to my boss and he sat and patiently listened as I rambled then when i was done he says "I can streak for you if you want,will that make up it up to you?" I was shocked and turned beat red and walked out of the office.a half hour later he came to me and said he couldnt help it,I am cute when I am mad. I dont know if I should laugh or be really pissed...what a day!