ur funny stories of ur day thread

okay seeing that no ones writing in this now I guess it's going to become bkk live journal,'cause funny things happen to me everyday..well at least their funny to me.
today I get off work at 7:00 and stop at the local grocery store to pick up a few things and low and behold I run into a ex-man friend I was nice and tried to walk away but he starts following me around talking about his great new friend...well towards the end of this chat he spills the name dave...DAVE...wtf? I've had guys try to make me jealous before but not with another guy,well theres a first time for every thing 😂

well, that's a first 😂

I am just hoping thats the last really 😂

I hear ya!

i like ur idea it will be like a turman show but for u u will tell everysecond of ur life on thsi post and all ur fans will read it and me being the created will read this from the big moon that i am in controlling everything around u muhaha

haha deniro if your controlling the lotto I am suppose to win in my up coming season,will you make it alot?

okay this bkk's live journal now because my life is just a big laugh riot,well again to me it is.
I went out with some friends last night and got wasted,that was fun but then I come home let out my dogs and they both got sprayed in the face by a skunk and ran all through my house,now that stinks literally and I am washing everything in tomato juice this suxs! bought a web cam today and was playing with it,the pics suck but I just took this..it's me in my pj's..

Hey, it's a picture! Who is it I wonder...hehe, drugs!

*bonks self*

Ok, randomness gone...

huh? what you talkin about willis?

...Willis?

*looks around*

Who's that?

you rexy? 😛
here's another crappy pic of me...

May be a crappy pic, but you sure aren't crappy! 😉

Willis? Me? Not my name! It's Jordan, if you must know.

thanks jordan 😄 I thought being a new cam those pics would have come out better though,might not help I am sitting in the dark with just a few candles,but I couldnt bare the light right now

Ush is a British spy, kinda like james bond, but with crazier weopons. You can't dis a guy for that. It's all about where you aim your sauce.

i got to call the cops on a group of hookers today!!!!!!!!!

well looks like your day was funner than mine then...

😂 Talking about SimK's co-worker again, right?

well I just took another one,..man does any one know what i can do to make this thing take better pictures.well here it is any way

nice pic.

christ bkk, you dont need any more improvements, you look absolutely beautiful, as with lizzie mcguire, selma hayek, and many other hot girls, i would do absolutely disgusting things to you (by the way, if you are offended by what i said, i am joking, if you are not offended, i am serious) 😛