ur funny stories of ur day thread

Started by badkittykitty5 pages

Originally posted by BackFire349
christ bkk, you dont need any more improvements, you look absolutely beautiful, as with lizzie mcguire, selma hayek, and many other hot girls, i would do absolutely disgusting things to you (by the way, if you are offended by what i said, i am joking, if you are not offended, i am serious) 😛
lol thanks bf you say the sweetest things 😛

Only the truth 🙂

Whoa, wait a minute. . . BKK is psosting hot pictures of herself.

It seems any pic of her is a hot picture, she's stunning, yowsers!!!

Im posting pics but they are not hot th ❌

modesty...wonderful.

all hot girls have to lie and pretend they dont know how hot they are. It's so cute to play dumb 😛

...im am totally speechless,thanks guys 😛

thats how i felt when i saw your pics, Ok, im done with the sweet talk, i think its starting to sound pathetic 😛

5th amendment.

I think BKK is the best actress yet. 😛

I didnt know I was a actress,whoo whoo! baby Im a star! yay! 😄

well as for today I am still washing every thing in site thanks to the skunk that got both my dogs this weekend,I even missed work 'cause I cant take the smell and bought almost a hundred dollars worth of of cleaning supplies,ack! maybe this isnt funny put I am already getting calls by people making fun of me 😛

okay like I said I am taking over this thread ...thought this was funny...
after my skunk mishap I have been washing everything like crazy nothing seems to help,so I went to yet another pet store for advice and they told me to wash every thing in vinegar & water massingill,wtf,so I looked it up on-line and sure enough its true,so I cleaned out the grocery store of every box they had.
so I threw about 15 bottles of douche on the counter and the poor cashier looked at me like I was the nastiest chick she ever seen!! it was so funny all the ppl around were just staring at me I wanted to disappear! well its funny to me now any way..thank god

my pants kinda fell down 😮

Originally posted by silver_tears
my pants kinda fell down 😮
how do they kinda fall down,were you in public? 😱

yes actually i was 😗
and i was flirting with this guy 😮
and well my fly sumhow became undone 😠 and went i bent over they kinda slipped 😮 but thank god i have quick reflexes 😉

if you were flirting he may have thought you did it on purpose! then thats not a bad thing at all huh?

not bad i did get a number but i dont just give it away 😉

haha well thats not what I thought haha 😂 😂

if you think thats giving it away u should see wat i keep for later 😗