Funny Pick Up Lines

Started by silver_tears9 pages

😱 bump bump

I don't know if everyone already knows this one, but I've known it for a while and never really used it, but it goes like this:

"Hey, do you want to get a pizza and f*ck?"

Just pizza for me please...

😛 just kidding...fúck too!!

Wow! 😱

Allright, I'm going to make a brand new pick up line right now, here it goes .. . ..

Hey, do you want to get some burgers and have sex in a tree? 😱

Nah, it will be all over before we even climb on a tree...

i dont like burgers.....

😱

Tree 😱 I'm there 😎

Better not be with Hiker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no........of course not 😖hifty:
I will get my own millaness 🪩

I dont like the shiftyness!! cry Please dont go in the tree with Hiker...cry

never *pinky swear smilie* 🪩🪩
I'll drag someone else with me 😖hifty:

How high is the tree?

Here's another original pick up line I'm going to make up . . . ., ready?

go 😱

Guy - Knock knock.

Girl - Who's there?

Guy - Let's F*ck!! 😄

oh that would work on me 😮‍💨

The word of the day is ''legs''. Lets go to your place and spread the word! 😱

Okay!

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