Funny Pick Up Lines

not regularly 😮

So that would be yes then? 😱

✅ 😂 ❌ not yet anyways, who knows what the future may bring 🪩

THIS IS THE BEST PICK UP LINE:
Go up to a girl and say
"Do you have a cigarette please?"
If she says yes, you get your fag, smoke it with her and get it on. If she says:
"No, sorry I dont smoke"
"I dont smoke either"
"awwww! That's so sweet"
This is the best to chat up a girl, because she cant refuse you either way.

Originally posted by Dirty Vader
THIS IS THE BEST PICK UP LINE:
Go up to a girl and say
"Do you have a cigarette please?"
If she says yes, you get your fag, smoke it with her and get it on. If he says:
"No, sorry I dont smoke"
"I dont smoke either"
"awwww! That's so sweet"
This is the best to chat up a girl, because she cant refuse you either way.

you said he second time 😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
✅ 😂 ❌ not yet anyways, who knows what the future may bring 🪩

Well you should look forward to it. I dunno bout Canada but in the UK Penguins are chocolate coated! 😉

Originally posted by silver_tears
you said he second time 😛

are any of the penguins purple and named frank?

chocolate drool penguins here I come 🪩
wait a sec the UK doesnt even have snow 🤨 where do the pingus come from 🤨

Originally posted by silver_tears
chocolate drool penguins here I come 🪩
wait a sec the UK doesnt even have snow 🤨 where do the pingus come from 🤨

They come in packs of 8 from the supermarket.... 😕

I'm on my way 😱

*finishes packet* Oops best go buy some more!

You best!!! cry

I wonder if real pinguins taste good

*bites self* No, stick with the chocolate ones!

Are we related? Do you want to be?

*bites pingu* now that I'm here 👿 there had better be lots of them!! 😛

I'll get some extra large family packs...

You remind me of a girl I used to date.

I thought you were joking that you ate penguins...they look tasty!