Funny Pick Up Lines

Is that sarcasm...again?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Hey, do you want to get some burgers and have sex in a tree? 😱

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Is that sarcasm...again?

nope 😱 happy face followed 😎

Oh...😮 I didnt see it!! 😮

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Is that sarcasm...again?

No, I was just trying to spread the word of the day! 🙂

Ok...as long as it involves me 😊

Im such an attention whore..😮 im sorry!

whore? That is an ugly word to caracterise you by.....

It's okay Lils, because I am an attention whore whore!! 😎

here's a pickup line Legolas wld use -

"Hi.I'm Legolas"😄

but on second thoughts,wld he even need tp say anything at all??😂😖hifty:

Did it hurt..................when u fell from heaven🙂

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
It's okay Lils, because I am an attention whore whore!! 😎

Yes, and I feed your ego more and more!!

is that a banana in ur pants or are u just happy to see me?

a dancing one 😱💃

A few years ago at this bar, my mate just passed me £20 to get a pitcher whilst he went to the little boy's room.

Some guy next to me says :

Hi, you alright?

Me: *Looks at him blankly*

Him: Don't worry, I'm not a freak!

Me: *takes pitcher and walks away... slowly.. but surely*

That freak line has to be the best I've heard, but scary at the same time!

*takes notes of chat-up lines*
Do these work?

some do 😉

Check this one out, it works every time.

Guy: Hey, do you have a sister named Nancy?

Girl: Um, no.

Guy: Okay, well, I'm Tired Hiker. Let's f*ck! 🤣

sounds good to me 👆

Your feet must hirt, b/c you've been running through my mind for a while.....

Ever made out with a Penguin?