Funny Pick Up Lines

yeah, they look good! I want one 😈

Hi. Are you cute?

Originally posted by AliasNeo15
You remind me of a girl I used to date.

😂 You'd best check my profile unless the girl you used to date had... erm... a little secret so to speak! 😂

So....How am I doin'?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

🤨 rightio...

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

I always look for some girls that aren't catholic, cause it's either spread your legs or spread the Word 😉

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Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for..

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

😂 how many of them actually work?

hmm, never used any of them😂

(Grab ars) Pardon me, is this seat taken?

well I can say if I see effort I am impressed 😄

most people are blinded by such beauty ....thats y i wear sunglasses lol ^^

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hi, who's your friend?
Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.
Drop an ice cube and say 'Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...'
Are you bored? [No, why?] Because i really want to nail you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that ass is out of this world!
Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
What's your sign?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

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How about this one: "you ought to be grateful!"

😂 😂