Funny Pick Up Lines

Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
You know what your remind me of? [what?] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [why?] Because you're magically delicious!
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play?
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.
You must be Jamaican, cause you Jamaican me crazy.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!
If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?

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Do you have a quarter? [Why?] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
You are like a glass of milk... you do the body good.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!
Where is your mother? [Why?] Because you're too young to be here without an adult.
You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.

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That's some cringeworthy stuff Silver! 😱

Thanks I think 😛

yeah...

"I'd like to marry u 1 day......"
"I'd rather skip striaght to the divorce"

"can i take u out for a drink on friday nite?"
"not thirsty"

those are so funny, u dont actually use them do u? 😑

Originally posted by @ngel
yeah...

Don't panic, I will be your mentor IF you ask it

To other members, how is that for an obviously inflammatory and unsettling line?

"You're lucky, I've decided to go ugly, early."

Why don't you make like your Mom on a Friday night and jump on mu jock?

ermm

ionno why that was even remotely funny to me 😐

"I like my women like my broadband. Quick and easy" 😐

Originally posted by FoxMeister
"I like my women like my broadband. Quick and easy" 😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"You're lucky, I've decided to go ugly, early."

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
stolen from david walliams on whatever show it was. 😐

not stolen. I'm sharing it.

8 out of 10 cats.

I'm going to see Jimmy Carr on his Repeat Offender tour on friday biscuits

"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

"What say we got o my place, order a pizza, and then f*ck like animals? *SLAP* What? You don't like pizza?"

Originally posted by Impediment
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

"What say we got o my place, order a pizza, and then f*ck like animals? *SLAP* What? You don't like pizza?"

Originally posted by Impediment
"Wanna go halves on a bastard?"

"What say we got o my place, order a pizza, and then f*ck like animals? *SLAP* What? You don't like pizza?"

I like both of these...... 😈

wanna ****

that is my pick up line.......

Originally posted by Randi
wanna ****

that is my pick up line.......

any dude who turns that down is a douche...or gay.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
not stolen. I'm sharing it.

8 out of 10 cats.

I'm going to see Jimmy Carr on his Repeat Offender tour on friday biscuits