..this is more of a men joke than a blonde joke...
Three blonde guys are walking through the woods when they come to a river. They want to get across, and being the spiritual gentlemen they are, they each decide to pray.
The first blonde guy gets on his knees and prays to God to make him smart enough to cross the river. He turns into a brunette and swims across.
The second guy is a bit of an egotist, and prays to God to make him smarter than the first so he may get across the river. He turns into a red-head, builds a raft, and rafts across the river.
The third blonde guy decides that he is the best of them all, so he prays to God to make him the most intelligent creature on earth so he may be smart enough to cross the river.
He turns into a woman and walks across the bridge.
Im Blonde 😖hifty:
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."
The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"