Blonde Jokes

Started by The Force10 pages

oh, that's cool, i like to be loved 🙂

johns *sigh* 😄
i have the biggest crush on this john at my school 😉

well does he know this?

of course but i dont wanna date him 🤪 im weird

you don't wanna date him, well i'm kinda like that to, i like them but i won't do anything, i'm weird to 🤪

i normally do but mot this time 😛

o well then it's just me 🙁

WHY DID THE BLONDE TAKE A LADDER TO THE BAR??!!!!!

BECAUSE SHE HEARD THAT THE DRINKS WHERE ON THE HOUSE

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen".
The surprised salesman replies:
"But, madam, computers do not have curtains"!!!....
And the blonde said...
"Helloooo.... I've got Windows"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what does a blonde say when the phone rings when shes ironing?

Oww!

..this is more of a men joke than a blonde joke...

Three blonde guys are walking through the woods when they come to a river. They want to get across, and being the spiritual gentlemen they are, they each decide to pray.

The first blonde guy gets on his knees and prays to God to make him smart enough to cross the river. He turns into a brunette and swims across.

The second guy is a bit of an egotist, and prays to God to make him smarter than the first so he may get across the river. He turns into a red-head, builds a raft, and rafts across the river.

The third blonde guy decides that he is the best of them all, so he prays to God to make him the most intelligent creature on earth so he may be smart enough to cross the river.

He turns into a woman and walks across the bridge.

forgot bout these 😂

Im Blonde 😖hifty:

Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.
She picks it up, looks into it, and says, "WOW! I know this person. I've seen this person somewhere before..."

The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, "Duh, of course you have. That's me!"

😂

im a blonde at heart 😮

i am a blonde and i think u give blondes a bad name.

Okay don't get mad at me please, but here it goes.

How do you know your secretary is blonde?

There is white out on the computer screen.

😂

blonde jokes arnt funny!

nah u no, dere aint only blonde jokes, i've seen heaps of other jokes bout brunettes n redhead.......sayin dat redheads have bad tempers, n a brunette woodnt be recognized if she was standin next to a blonde,..............