Blonde Jokes

Started by dave12310 pages

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There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M.

Signed, the Blonde." She then pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.😆

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it?
Nobody. The first four don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! 😗

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.

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saucy> 😂😂🤨😂

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. 😂

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends 😱😂

How do you spot a bonde in an airport?

She's the one trowng the bread crums to the airplanes!

😆 i cant think of any jokes at the moment, but funny boy will get some soon enough

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. 😂😂😂

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
She's the one trowng the bread crums to the airplanes!

🤨 wats that mean

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

Originally posted by burlyman
🤨 wats that mean

never mind....

A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"