Blonde Jokes

😂 i love this one, it cracks me up 😂

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school.

"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, it's because you're 25."

What's a blonde's favorite wine?

"Daddy! can I go to Miami!

burly 😂

saucy> 😂😆🙄😂

How do you change a blonde's mind?

Blow in her ear.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

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Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.

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Blonde, brunette and red head sat arround table talking..

Brunette: ''I found a pack of ciggarets in my daughter's garbage, i cant believe my daughter smokes.

Red head: ''I found an empty bottle in my daughter's trash, i cant believe my daughter drinks.

Blonde: ''I found a condom in my daughter trash....i cant believe my daughter has a penis!''

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme 😂😂

😂 awkwardly laughs

lil> 😂🤨😂

Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

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Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes 😂

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?

You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A. "Way to go team!"😂😂

What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.😱