101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

TODAY'S LIST

61 – You don’t have to make stories about why you were dumped.
62 – You can jump and no one stares at your chest.
63 – Hot wax is nowhere near your pubis zone.
64 – You can be on the same mood all the time.
65 – You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving to look like him.
66 – You don’t have to go to other gas stations because the previous one was dirty.
67 – You know atleast 10 different ways to open a beer. (Tired Hiker knows more than 100)
68 – You can sit with your legs open no matter what you’re wearing
69 – Same job... more money.
70 – Gray hair and a couple of wrinkles make you look wise, and some ladies find them sexy.

dude
guys have it pretty good.i know a few ways to drink a beer...

Originally posted by pablo007
TODAY'S LIST

61 – You don’t have to make stories about why you were dumped.
62 – You can jump and no one stares at your chest.
63 – Hot wax is nowhere near your pubis zone.
64 – You can be on the same mood all the time.
65 – You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving to look like him.
66 – You don’t have to go to other gas stations because the previous one was dirty.
67 – You know atleast 10 different ways to open a beer. (Tired Hiker knows more than 100)
68 – You can sit with your legs open no matter what you’re wearing
69 – Same job... more money.
70 – Gray hair and a couple of wrinkles make you look wise, and some ladies find them sexy.

61. Why would I?
62. Never noticed anyone staring.
63. 😂 I'll give you that 1.
64. Man have mood swing. Hell you guys think about sex so much 😛
65. I dont get this 1.
66. I dont leave the car so no dif whether its clean or not.
67. Ok. I dont like bear so I'll give you that 1.
68. I can do that, no I do that. I dont wear skirts.
69. Depends.
70. True. But some women look good older 😉

kes,you dont like beer?!?how about vodka?

The Clint Eastwood disses the girls that starve to have the body of their idols (Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera etc...)

well some girls arent that stupid 😛

But lots are.

Tree> I like vodka (specially eristoff ice), martini (specially metz) and agua-ardente Which I dont know how to translate.

pablo > Ah got it. I'm thin, def not going to starve to look like anyone.

true.well said silvertears.no one should starve themselves its dumb.i think its pathetic how girls are amde to think that they gotta look like britney or christina.

why look like someone else.......
gotta be urself 😉

your totally right.
everyone is ace but just differently to everyone else

u may not like urself.....but someone may think the world of you 😄
and i think if ur confident and love urself.....others will too 😉

71 – You never menstruate.
72 – Wedding gown = $2000 dollars, rented tux= $50.
73 – You don’t cry if someone talks about you venid your back.
74 – There’s always a game or violence on TV.
75 - You don't have to try everyone's meal.
76 - If you have to hold water it's in a bottle.
77 - The remote is all yours.
78 - People never take looks at your chest when you talk to them.
79 - Sports bars are made for you.
80 - You can visit friends and not take a present.

Wow no one had comments about this list ?

Originally posted by pablo007
71 – You never menstruate.
72 – Wedding gown = $2000 dollars, rented tux= $50.
73 – You don’t cry if someone talks about you venid your back.
74 – There’s always a game or violence on TV.
75 - You don't have to try everyone's meal.
76 - If you have to hold water it's in a bottle.
77 - The remote is all yours.
78 - People never take looks at your chest when you talk to them.
79 - Sports bars are made for you.
80 - You can visit friends and not take a present.

71. True but when guys are kicked in the lower are it hurts way more then if a women is 😉
72. True but we are back to the getting married or even doing it in a church.
73. Why would I?
74. I like games, I like action movies (only violence I can think of, unless its the news)
75. I cant even eat all of whats in my plate, plus I'm picky...dont really like food 😖
76. 😑
77. Yes it is 😄 Actually the tv is mine 😂
78. Man if a guy as a great chest I look at it, not to mention other areas 😗
79. Dont really like crowed places but I like watching games.
80. Where do I have the cash for presents?! Who the hell takes presents unless its someones birthday or something?😑

81 - Bachelor parties kick bridal shower's ass.
82 - Your relationship with your mom is OK.
83 - You can buy condoms without the store clerk picture you naked.
84 - You don't have to say you'll go refresh yourself when you are going to take a dump.
85 - If you don't call a friend that you were supposed to call you aren't filled with remorse.
86 - You can always look forward to being a mean old man and people will accept it.
87 - You can rationalize everything with the phrase: F*ck it !
88 - In a party if someone shows up with the same clothes you are wearing you don't automatically hate them.
89 - Lady Di's death was just another death.
90 - A good burp is alomost predictable.

Originally posted by pablo007
81 - Bachelor parties kick bridal shower's ass.
82 - Your relationship with your mom is OK.
83 - You can buy condoms without the store clerk picture you naked.
84 - You don't have to say you'll go refresh yourself when you are going to take a dump.
85 - If you don't call a friend that you were supposed to call you aren't filled with remorse.
86 - You can always look forward to being a mean old man and people will accept it.
87 - You can rationalize everything with the phrase: F*ck it !
88 - In a party if someone shows up with the same clothes you are wearing you don't automatically hate them.
89 - Lady Di's death was just another death.
90 - A good burp is alomost predictable.

81. How would you know?
82. Mine is fuzzy but that depends on the ppl. Nothing to do with being a man or not.
83. Well, at least close to me, pharmacies and supermarkets have females at the cashier (sp).
84. 😂 Well I just say I'm going to the bathroom 😑
85. I forget everything. I dont like talking on the phone so its not calling its writing (written messages),usually write a not in my cellphone so I wont forget but if I do I'll just say sorry I forgot and get on with it.
86. 😑
87. My fave word. I actually use it has a password (not here)
88. I doubt anyone wears what I wear. At least the female genre, but it wouldnt bug me if it happen.
89. Caught me by surprise but that it.
90. I cant burp 😑 unless its unexpected but its always the silent type.