101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

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101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.

thats mostely true, except i dunno didley about cars.

Re: 101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

Originally posted by pablo007
This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.

i only see 10 the thread says 101! lol

thats so cute 😄

😂

Maybe cause it's updated daily, KidRock... 😉

*waits for further list* 😆

*taps foot impatiently*

we men also have a faster metabolism than women, making it easier to lose weight.

Diets schmiets, we men lose weight so much faster! 😄

hell yeah....my wife hates me for it.

😂

ive lost almost 40 lbs in the past two months and she has lost about 10.

Re: 101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

Originally posted by pablo007
This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.

1. Mostly true
2. Definately true
3. I know very little, but enough to get me by
4. I only need half a bag
5. Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. I actually think it's fun hearing friends sex stories
7. Thank god
8. True dat
9. Sometimes they do, especially if your weight was dangerously heavy
10. I cut my own hair, screw hair salons and barbers

😂 😂 😂

i get my hair cut by a gay black guy.

Creepy. Usually gay men are white. Just an observation. 😄

let me tell ya...they can cut the shit out of hair.

😂 Botched hair cuts from hell, RJ?

i get mt hair cut and styled and its pricey but well worth it 😉

nope...the best haircuts ever.