101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

Started by Kes10 pages

Are you sure about that?
I'm not so sure that if a women ran for president here if she'd win or not. But that doesnt mean anything cos only 1 can win.
Oh I just remember 1. Guys get bald! 😄

BAld guys can blind ppl 😑

THURSDAY'S LIST:

51 – Foreplay is optional.
52 – Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Ricky Martin and others are just celebrities.
53 – No one stops telling a sex joke if you enter a room.
54 – If someone visits you don’t have to clean your apartment.
56 – You don’t feel the obligated to stop a friend that's about to get laid.
57 – Mechanics don’t lie to you.
58 – You don’t give a shit if persons notice your new hair cut.
59 – You can match TV with a friend for hours without thinking 'He’s probably mad at me.”
60 – You don’t care about sudden needs of peeing.

allways funny

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Originally posted by pablo007
THURSDAY'S LIST:

51 – Foreplay is optional.
52 – Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Ricky Martin and others are just celebrities.
53 – No one stops telling a sex joke if you enter a room.
54 – If someone visits you don’t have to clean your apartment.
56 – You don’t feel the obligated to stop a friend that's about to get laid.
57 – Mechanics don’t lie to you.
58 – You don’t give a shit if persons notice your new hair cut.
59 – You can match TV with a friend for hours without thinking 'He’s probably mad at me.”
60 – You don’t care about sudden needs of peeing.

51. Yeh but sometimes it just doesnt get up.
52. You picked the wrong ones for me. But guys drool over female celebs just the same.
53. That never happen to me.
54. I dont even leave my bedroom.
55. 😑
56. Why would I? Good for him or her.
57. They dont lie to me either.
58. No I dont.
59. Why would I think he's/she's mad?
60. I just hold it till I'm home, even if there are public bathrooms.

looks like Kes isnt a girl. I knew it, she's a robot from IMDB!!!

I deleted 55 cuz it was really crude and offensive.

Oh now I wanna know.

Originally posted by BackFire349
looks like Kes isnt a girl. I knew it, she's a robot from IMDB!!!

😗

tell us tell us
i swear we wont get offended, ite probably true anyways

Hehehehe I'll think about it

Ohh sorry guys the offensive one was on another list I made on other forums, number 55 is:

If the weather is hot you can take your t-shirt off.

well so can us girls 😗

Not on public

wat do u call topless beaches 😉
they arent exactlly excluded 😖hifty:

just there, If a girl takes her top off in a public street she gets arrested or fined

and most girls don't dare take their tops off

u did say most 😇