T.G.I.F :Thank God I'm Female

😂 <~~ laughing at the monkey

ok i'll come back.....but only if one of u girls talk to me....

I'll talk to you all you want 😉

Originally posted by total metalhead
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😆 damn you TM!!you KNOW that thing cracks me up bad!!!!

Originally posted by BidMyBlood2Run
I'll talk to you all you want 😉

and i'll imagine u naked.....as usual..😉

Burlyman posted an ugly picture in another forum and I felt dirtied by that too 😠

what picture?

Originally posted by Matrix_man
and i'll imagine u naked.....as usual..😉

fine with me 😄

The picture was of an ugly woman.

Agent Philips, over the years, I have found certain ways that make it less bad.

Sall I PM them to you?

That'd be great, thanks

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Agent Philips, you have Private Mail! Feel free to reply to queery it! 😄

Thanks a bunch shaber you're a god-send 👆

You are welcome Agent Phillips 😄

It is a pity London is so dangerous - were it safe I'd be able to go running and cycling with greater ease. But swimming is a superior form of exercise. It exercises all four limbs! For much of my childhood we were very near a lovely swimming pool owned by a sports club. One of the few points of my childhood to cause nostalgia 🙁

Lucky for me I live in the countryside, I can go out running whenever I want (not cycling though, I sold my bike)

😂 i just got this one off some site😄

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

Originally posted by bLooMiLiCioUs
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.

🙄 ooooh yeaah.

Originally posted by dave123
you dont just USE the remote, you have to become One with it.... you wouldnt understand

amen, see women just don't understand the simpleness 😂

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